always be your mythical best

don't write profanity. just color a mythical beast.

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if this scene was cut from the film, just imagine how good everything they left in is.

Filed under rhett and link gif looking for ms locklear i got the dvd drive working on an old laptop and worked some serious computer magic to get these gifs. but i have wanted to make gifs of link being bench pressed for like a year now you need to get the dvd if you're interested in the film at all. i have the dvd and the amazon instant copy so that i can watch it basically wherever even if i don't have the dvd with me look i like what i like and you're going to have to deal with that.

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mothers would cover their children’s eyes. men would holler “hey, what’s the big idea!?” old women would say “well, i never.” teenagers across the country would do it while their teachers’ backs were turned.

Filed under rhett and link gif good mythical morning is it only offensive if link does it because i have to push my glasses up constantly it's a glasses life sort of thing. if i want to see i need my glasses a right distance from my eyes. that distance is close. i need them close to my eyes can't have them slippin' all over my face all willy-nilly also i had a dream the other night about a gmm episode where they were like 'since there's a drought in california 'we are going to test everyone's favorite summer activity - the slip and slide - with other liquids.' and it was like a 'will it taco' but like with a slip and slide covered in mashed potatoes and gravy. which by the way was ruled a good choice in my dream they also tested it against 'will it kiddie pool' and certain things slipped and slided that did not kiddie pool while others kiddie pooled while they did not slip and slide but as dreams do it was a little disjointed and i only remember like two things and one was mashed potatos and the other was canned black bean soup

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this version of the bible has kevin spacey in it.

Filed under rhett and link gif good mythical morning keyser soze is one of my favorite characters in the old testament god that is such a boy movie. like that is the movie like pulp fiction and fight club and reservoir dogs that Older Boys are in to and as i've mentioned being that they are ten years older than me they are absolutely 'older boys' like step back and think about it these guys were the target audience for korn.

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you’re not supposed to wear shoes in one of those. imagine the suit of armor.

Filed under rhett and link gif good mythical morning this episode consisted of basically ten minutes of gifs. you know i was looking at their facebook page as i do and i saw they'd liked nesquick and i was like i know what that means that means nesquick is a sponsor and i got really excited because i didn't care what was going to happen i knew that pairing rhett and link and chocolate milk literally couldn't fail me so basically i knew it was going to be double awesome

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this is disconcerting. i am disconcerted.

Filed under rhett and link gif good mythical morning they painted over rhetts eyebrows and it is really freakin' me out like there should not be a time when rhett does not have his eyebrows link basically always looks like that though right like for some reason link with a purple kitten for a face isn't weirding me out but rhett with no eyebrows and paint around his eyes he looks like a face painted on a doll i'm bothered. this bothers me.