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can’t a guy eat fruit off a switchblade in peace?

Filed under rhett and link gif i thought it was a peach but looking a little closer i think it's just an apple slice either way i am a big fan of eating fruit off a knife because i use my girlscout knife to eat pears because i don't want to bring any spoons upstairs if i don't have to. and you eat pears with a spoon right well i do you put them in a bowl and dig at them with a spoon that's how a pear is eaten right apparently google says you can hold them like an apple what i'm curious about is how i even started eating pears like this i had my first pear when i was like 14 how was 'use a spoon' my first thought what's wrong with me

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